Hello and good morning! I just want to let you guys know...

...that you are all sick, sick perverts. Each and every last one of you.

So, stay away from me, got it?

[Click.]

[There's a flicker of images on the screen, accompanied by heavy panting, until it clears up to show a very worn-out Asura, who's battered and beaten up, hair looking a little mussy, and with his clothes that seem to have little rips and tears all over. It's very clear what the cause of this was, as he then holds up a bruised up Pidgey with a smug ( Read more... )

[There's frantic fumbling and thumps as the audio feed turns on, along with some heavy wheezing, though it soon fades away until there's nothing left but silence. However, it doesn't last long, as the quiet atmosphere is broken by a loud, high-pitched screech.]

EEEEYYYYYYYYYYYYYAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHH!!What is this, what is ( Read more... )